Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
evan keepin his eye on the streets
do re me fa so done with you
Harry Potter vs Voldemort reenacted by Japanese schoolgirls.
The Doctors By Alice X Zhang
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID
Can you imagine a swearing Doctor?
Bill Nye The Science Guy, “Atoms” (1997).